Crumbs from the breakfast table of an unreconstructed Liberal
Thursday, December 27, 2012
Scientists abandon search for life in Chard
British scientists have abandoned the search for life in Chard. They believed that four miles under the surface there was a great pool of life but attempts to drill down to it have failed. Despite vigorous attempts to pump hot Portugese blood into the town, the lifeless permafrost has remained unmelted.